Still looking for a last minute Christmas gift? Just when you thought selfies couldn’t be any more obnoxious, I bring you “The Selfie Toaster.” No longer are “selfies” reserved for Facebook and Instagram. Now you can burn that beautiful face right into your morning breakfast.
For the nasrcissitc in your life, here’s a great gift: The Selfie Toaster. No, I am not kidding (wish I were). Brought to you by the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation, the selfie toaster is, in fact, a real thing.
I’ll let that soak in for a moment.
Sometimes regular toast just isn’t enough. I mean, who has time to waste on boring toast, amirite? Now you can have the coolest toast on the block – toast with YOUR face on it. You can even use the Selfie toaster to imprint the face of your crush on every delicious slice. Because that’s not creepy at all.
All you have to do to get your very own face on your morning toast is visit their website to order your custom Selfie toaster. Please allow 3-7 days for production time since they have to get your gorgeous mug in there for you. You will want to use the best quality images for your toast so read their guidelines on contrast, lighting, sizing and more.
Upload your image(s), choose your toaster type and then you can even personalize it if you want. They will put any photographic image you want on the front of your toaster for an additional fee.
You’re going to need to be ready to shell out about $75 for one of these babies but they come in your color selection of red, yellow, green, or powder.
If you get bored of looking at the same image every day, Vermont Novelty Toaster Cooperation tells us, “Our Selfie toasters have interchangeable inserts allowing you to switch out your toast art for any occasion.”
If you want to see how it works, check out this video: